Guten Morgen.
Heute habe ich einen netten kleinen Song für euch!
Viel Spaß! (ich lach mich jedes Mal schlapp)
"Threw it on the ground" von SNL's Lonely Island
Text:
I was walking through the citystreets and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energydrink: 'Run faster - jump higher.' 'Man, I'm not gonna let you poisen me!' I threw it on the ground! You must think I'm a joke! I ain't gonna be part of this system! Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face!
I go to my favourite hotdog-stand and the dude says 'You come here all the time. Here's one for free.' I said: 'Man, what I look like? A charitycase?' I took it and threw it on the ground! I don't need your handouts! I'm an adult! Please! You can't buy me hotdogman!
At the farmer's market with my so-called girlfriend. She hands me her cellphone, says it's my dad. 'Man, this ain't my dad! This is a cellphone!' I threw it on the ground! What you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of this system! My dad's not a phone!! Duh.
Some poser hands me cake at a birthdayparty. 'What you want me to do with this? Eat it?' Happy Birthday to the ground! I threw the rest of the cake too! 'Welcome to the real world jackass.'
So many things to throw on the ground. Like this, and this and that and even this. I'm an adult!
Two hollywood-phonies try to give me that autograph - ground! 'Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!' Then the two phonies got up, turned out they had a taser. And they tased me in the butthole. I fell to the ground, the phonies didn't let up. Tasing on my butthole over and over. I was screaming and squirming, my butthole was on fire. The moral of this story is: You can't trust the system! Man!
